I received this notice in my inbox this morning, and I couldn't resist passing it along.
Athens, (GA)--UGA football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reportedly found an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Mark Richt immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to players, was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
How 'bout them Dawgs?